The following are funny quotes(obviously..) from the games!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "How amusing. Not only are you country folk rude and ignorant, but your pets are as well." - Leo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I think I'm gonna hurl.." - Ruby ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Halt! Who goes there?! Freakin' thrill-seakers! If ya don't vacate the Destiny double-time, I'll arrest ya just for bein' so ugly!" - Dragonship Destiny Gaurd ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Lucia, I know you're not feeling very well... ...but I need to make sure that we're straight about something. Hiro is helping you out 'cause he's a nice guy, but he's ALL mine. Got that?"- Ruby" What...what do you mean by that? I don't understand." - Lucia" I mean you shouldn't get too close to Hiro, because you'd be setting yourself up for a fall." - Ruby" Now I understand. You mean that Hiro tends to trip people who get too close. I will remember to walk several paces behind him in the future." - Lucia" No, no, no! That's not what I meant! You're too dense to be a threat to me...let's just go!" - Ruby" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You know, just between you and me, the best-looking man in all of Larpa is Ronfar. He's so dreamy! And when the dice are in his big, strong hands, it's magic. Ronfar always gets the roll he needs!>" - Woman in Larpa" He always gets the roll he needs?! They don't call that magic, they call it cheating!" - Ruby" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AAAAACHOOO! AAAACHOOO! Oh...wh...where am I? This isn't Ronfar's house! Oh, great! I've blown my brains out sneezing!" - Woman in Larpa" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "My friends here think they can drink more than I can. But only I have the Goddess on my side! I have a blue birthmark on my butt in the shape of the Blue Star. It's a sign of Althena's blessing!" - Drunk man in Larpa" Three words, pal: too much information! And are you sure it's not just a bruise from getting your butt kicked in bar fights?" - Ruby" Althena herself has blessed me, and I intend to use my special powers to win this drinking contest! If I start feeling drunk, all I have to do rub the birthmark on my butt for strength. I dunno why it works, but it does! The only downer is that no one wants to shake my hand when I win...even if drinks are on me! ... I think I need a new special power..." - Drunk man in Larpa" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Say there, Ronfar! Why don't you give up your gambling ways and settle down with a good woman? I could make it VERY worth your while, pumpkin, let me tell you." - Woman in Larpa Sorry, little desperado, but I'm not looking for Miss Right. I'm looking for Miss Right Now." - Ronfar" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is even worse...than the time I...unleashed an air biscuit...right in front of...Lord Leo..." - Destiny Gaurd" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you ever seen anything like this baby? No, I didn't think so! It's called the Magic Arrow, and it's going to be out most popular attraction, without question! No one's taken a ride in it yet, except for my cat...which bravely sacrificed its nine lives for science!" - Magic Arrow Inventor ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HIRO!! This spring is for girls you pervert! You better not be trying to sneak a peek!" - Ruby "What?! I just had a moment of absent-mindedness, that's all! Why must you embarrass me?!" - Hiro ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I haven't seen something this weird since the pub in Larpa had a dwarf-tossing contest." - Ronfar ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "My! If that isn't the cutest little kitty-cat I've ever seen! Is it for sale?" "Who, Ruby?" "I'm sorry miss, but Ruby's my adventuring assistant...and she says she's not a cat."" - Hiro "I'm not a cat, Hiro, and I'm not your "assistant," either!" "I'm Hiro's girlfriend!" - Ruby "What?! It's okay to love your pet, but it's not okay to LOVE your pet!" - Woman in East Nota bar ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "This isn't a Magic Arrow any more, Hiro. It's a Broken Arrow." "Part of me wouldn't mind going for another ride...and part of me thinks the other part is retarded." - Ruby ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "People are flocking from all over the continent to enroll in Master Lunn's dojo!" "Our ports, inns, and taverns are bustling with more people than I've ever seen." "Maybe I should start a business of my own. How about a Master Lunn souvenir shop?" "Perhaps I could hire some kids in the neighborhood to manufacture Master Lunn souvenirs for me." "According to my friend Kathie Lee, child labor is the only way to go!" - Woman in Meribia bed house --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We have to be mega-careful around here. Taben's Peak is just ahead..." "...and this is where Master Lunn said most of the robberies are taking place." "Keep your eyes peeled and your hands on your valuables." "Ronfar! Take your hands out of your pants!" "Just following orders..." - Ronfar "You're DISGUSTING!" - Lemina "And hilarious!" - Jean --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "These kids called their leader "Nall." I'd call him "Knob!"" - Ruby --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You know, I'm not usually one to mind a good spanking..." "But when it's a bratty bunch of booger-heads swatting my bottom, I get kinda pissed." - Ronfar --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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