Just who posts these anyway?
January 05th, 200*

Is it a bad thing to make copies or serve coffee?
I kinda like it, actually, so why stop now?!

January 12th, 200*

I work very hard, but I also enjoy my free time!
I'm young, cute, and single! Hint, hint!

January 18th, 200*

I filled an empty water bottle with ordinary water and...
PRESTO! Homemade water!

January 27th, 200*

I love pop music, but I can't understand what they're saying!
"Doo wop bop?" Huh?

February 4th, 200*

What color should I dye my feathers?
Red is too bright.
Blue makes me look sick.
Maybe I won't.

February 9th, 200*

Things that are hard or difficult are more fun when
you do them with samba music! Try it!

February 18th, 200*

Try to get your work done swiftly and efficiently.
But don't work too fast, or you'll go crazy!!!

February 25th, 200*

I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm both cute AND smart!
So why am I still single?

March 4th, 200*

-Poetry-
Just one bite won't hurt
Yum bite gobble gobble
Yum
I ate twelve cupcakes

March 10th, 200*

I wear a bathing suit in the tub, in case of an earthquake.
Maybe I watch too much TV.

March 18th, 200*

I'm making a daily diary of what I eat.
Did I really chow 17 chocolate waffles yesterday? URP!

March 23rd, 200*

How many cherry tomatoes is enough? Three?
Twelve? No, that's too many. Maybe I'll try four.

April 1st, 200*

If local folks came with instruction manuals, I'd
want one for my sister and about five for Pete!

April 5th, 200*

If something can sit vertically or horizontally, I always
set it horizontally. Safety first!

April 12th, 200*

If you know someone nice, introduce him to me! I'm
single, ya know!

April 20th, 200*

I'm thinking about what to send my dad for his next
birthday... Maybe he wants a big cookie! Yummy!

April 27th, 200*

Really small things are called mobile, right? So what
about mobile homes? That's kind of weird.

May 3rd, 200*

Why is eight afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
Get it? Ate? Eight? WAH HA HA HA HA HA!

May 12th, 200*

It's odd how even the chattiest people get quiet
in elevators! Except for my sister...

May 14th, 200*

Does toilet paper become cuter when a design is added
to it? Mine is covered with puppies!

May 24th, 200*

You don't ever really talk to yourself when you're alone,
do you? Nah, I'd never do that... Oops!

June 1st, 200*

Blathers says that the problem with me it that I'm too
right-brained. Who knew he was a lefty?!

June 8th, 200*

I loved homing pigeons as a kid. It would be fun to
get paid for delivering letters to folks!

June 14th, 200*

To make food look more appealing, use a nice dish
and arrange the plate well! It's cheap and easy!

June 23rd, 200*

I've always washed my own lunchbox, and my sister's, too.
Siiiiigh! Some things never change!

June 28th, 200*

I can't tell which talk show is real and which one is
fake...and if I don't know, I don't wanna watch!

July 6th, 200*

I wonder why "bad boys" always wear sunglasses?
I bet it's because they actually cry a lot. Babies!

July 12th, 200*

When she was younger, my sister loved airplanes.
She'd put slippers on her open wings and fly!

July 22nd, 200*

-Talking to Myself-
Today's daily riddle: Needs no shoes, has a tail,
can be found in a garden pail. Oh! I forgot the answer!

July 23rd, 200*

When I was little, kids called me the librarian, but I'm
not a librarian! Kids can be so cruel...

August 3rd, 200*

I'm very popular in the kids' section of the library...
Sigh... Oh, Pete...

August 10th, 200*

I just saw this movie where two hedgehogs fell in love!
The ending was so cliche! Bah! Unbelievable.

August 27th, 200*

I write down everything I want and then cross it off the list
when I get it! It's a big list.

September 8th, 200*

Do you want to know what my base salary is? I can't tell you
exactly, but there are lots of zeroes!

September 14th, 200*

"DON'T DO THIS, MAN!"
That was a line in a movie I saw... I hope I can say that someday!

September 23rd, 200*

Sitting on a hot wharf...
gazing into nothingness...
Fishing is boring! I just don't get it!

September 27th, 200*

-Talking to Pete's Self-
Check you mailbox daily!
If your mailbox is full, we can't deliver letters.
Help us help you!

October 7th, 200*

What do you think of the name Pelly?
I prefer more distinctive names...
Like Pellina! Or Pelliford!

October 13th, 200*

There's a kind of spicy chili pepped called
Birdseye... I'm really scared of it!

October 20th, 200*

I just found out that my sister's been pawning
her work off on me. She owes me a thank-you
gift!

October 27th, 200*

As a kid, I always wanted to have picnics by
myself. But then I got lonely, so I stopped.
Too bad...

October 29th, 200*

If you put too much milk and sugar in your coffee,
just think of it as milk tea when you drink it!

November 8th, 200*

Wondering why I post my thoughts here? ...I guess
I'm curious what other people think.

November 16th, 200*

When I see my sister talking to Pete, it makes me
feel kinda strange... Must be something I ate.

November 23rd, 200*

We are alive because we have big hearts, right?
...So what about bugs? Do they have tiny hearts?

November 29th, 200*

The other day my sister baked me a cake. It was
disgusting! AND shaped like a bug!

December 8th, 200*

If you're nervous about going somewhere for the
first time, pretend you're an old lady. Works for me!

December 15th, 200*

I heard that really orange eye shadow and pink gloss
are must-haves! I gotta read more Ms. Nintendique!

December 21st, 200*

There's someone in this town whose face makes me
crave spicy curry! ...No, I WON'T tell you who it is!

December 28th, 200*

I just are some candy with the same amount of vitamin
C as 300 lemons... I'm covered for life!

January 6th, 200*

They say worms wriggle, but what does that really mean?
Wriggle, wriggle, wriggle! Tee hee hee!

January 11th, 200*

I'm terrible at directions! I need one of those car navigation
systems hung around my neck.

January, 14th, 200*

If my life were a comic, I'd be in the 2nd or 3rd issue. It'd be
a romance! My sister's would be sad.

January 27th, 200*

My sister keeps buying big cakes and eating them all.
I wish she'd share with me! I (heart) cake!

January 31st, 200*

-Poetry-

I prefer my jelly rolls moist and rich and cakey.
But yesterday, I ate a roll that was all dry!

02/09/0*

My sister's been going to hotels lately, so one day
I followed her. She was eating at the free buffet!
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